Like I start all of my posts, did I edit this, no. Is this good, who knows I wrote this in like 20 minutes. If you see any typos, no you didn't. I hope you enjoy the midnight snack chronicles of my mushroom man 

Pixose found themself in their kitchen with a bunch of ingredients to spare and decided to make themself a nice meal. After gathering all of the ingredients they needed, they walked over to the cutting board to prep everything. The first step would be to cut the fresh puffball mushroom into half-inch thick slabs, beat 3 eggs in a bowl, and get the flour mixture ready. The puffballs were on the larger side so there were more slabs than expected. The flour mixture was made with salt, pepper, flour, and a few more spices. Then to start heating up some oil in a pan. While the oil was warming up, Pixose dipped the mushroom into the eggs and then covered them in the flour mixture and set them aside. Once the oil was warmed up, Pixose added in the slabs and cooked them for a minute or two before flipping them and making sure both sides were a nice golden brown. After everything was cooked, Pixose cleaned up while they waited for the puffballs to cool down and ate their meal in peace. They couldn’t wait until they found a new recipe to try.