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Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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A Winter That Kills
Tyrmrdis was a bleak kind of freezing. This was a fact utterly unchanged, whether one was walking the streets or wandering the crypt, deep below the church.
Honestly, Cessair was missing the frostbite-inducing wind from above.
Her cloak tucked carefully around her shoulders, a gently clacking bundle under arm as she descended to the stale, frigid air of the crypt; it was almost enough to feel just chilly. The cold had always been less effective, since she'd died; she felt less pain, less sensation, and cold was among them. Still, after the Styx, she always hid from the cold, shied from the sharp bite that had sunk teeth into her fingers and never let go. For someone with limited sensation in her body, her hands were always a little worse, though it never stopped her.
If anything could slow her, it was the oppressive dread of the hallway she descended; a dank, cold tunnel of darkness lit only by the torch she held, the sconces on the wall dead. She'd lit the near-frozen oil of each as she passed, leaving a trail of wavering flames behind her like fireflies, each disappearing behind her as she went deeper.
She didn't know her way. There was no one to guide her, either. She'd come, armed with the bones of a dead king and prepared for difficult questions of "how do you have these?" and "are they truly Tyr's bones?" and "where are his teeth?" and had been faced with not a soul. The single priest remaining in the church above saw her enter with bones and simply directed her towards the crypt, no questions asked and leaving her with a dozen.
This was turning out to be more of a commitment than she'd intended it to be. First, it had been digging through months of notices from the criers, finding the actual announcement of Tyr's rise to power (and another reminder of what disaster he'd wrought; declaring martial law instantly, stifling protest with the Teeth mercenaries, gods, she should've twisted the sword in his leg more-) for what she needed.
And it wasn't long until she reached the proper level of the crypt to use it. Loose in a tight maze of frosted marble, she started walking, looking for a name-- and it wasn't hard to find.
Remus Raewyn
Son of King Drogo Raewyn
Second King of Glacikaldr
Tyr's brother. Dead in some elder war, back when Winterlings hailed from Glacikaldr and they had a king of noble blood blessed by their goddess to lead them.
"Ty-soho-pin munnai sawabi," her people would call him. "The sapling before the cedar." The death of the young before their time and the old left to grieve with a life too near to finished. She'd heard some mortals call it vilomah; "against the natural order," the black-haired buried by the silver-haired. Tyr didn't even get that. He got Cessair, his murderer, wandering her way into his ancestral burial ground to lay him to rest. No family to witness, no friends to mourn (where was Hazel, gods damn it all, where was anyone-), and not even someone of his faith to guide him.
For as much as she despised the man, as many people as she knew who hated him alive and dead, how many were left to mourn? And how many had not even heard yet?
... No one could find Drogo still, could they? Missing, like the rest of the leadership here. He didn't know another son was dead. How much longer would he live, thinking he had a son left? Had he even learned Tyr took the throne? Or was he just as dead as his children? Did Tyr still have a mother? Any kind to kneel here and cry and care?
Like a door had opened, the still, chilling air of the crypt shifted, not with a breeze but a sweeping sense of cold, cold as the Styx. Her shuddering shoulders made the brand-new teeth, carved with swirling designs and sharp script, jangle like chimes from her hair.
No more waiting, then.
Remus was one in a row of wall niches; an order was clearly intended, already disrupted with one son being placed where a father should be. She carefully settled the bundle on the ground beside her, torch set into an empty sconce, hands wrapping around the stone cap, tugging it towards herself, the marble dragging along at her demands.
The empty stone box exposed was meant to hold a body; it would be roomy for a pile of bones. This was still the best she could do. It was all she could do.
And do, she would.
She gathered the bundle from the ground, unwrapping it; 206 bones were scattered amongst the leather wrappings, a few small pouches for the smallest among them. And she set to work.
It should be noted that putting a skeleton together is a difficult puzzle; too many small pieces and too many pieces in general, so many that could fit a few too many places.
It should also be noted that Cessair had practice.
It didn't take near as long as it should've to put a body in place, laid out on cold stone, tiny finger bones plucked from a bag and laid out carefully in place, until finally... a complete skeleton laid before her.
Now, the real job began.
Taking a step back, she was back to rummaging through her pockets and satchels, eventually tugging out a bundle of candles and sage. It was a simple matter to set them about the edge of the family crypt, lit from the torch, and to set the dried sage to slowly smoke and burn as she sets it about on the floor around her. Settling onto the cold tiles of the floor, legs crossing as she shuddered against the chill, she steeled herself for... however long this may take.
She tried to do research, learn how to do this right. She could find no straight answers, or at least none that seemed fitting for a man like Tyr. So... it was time to do her best.
"Mother of Ice, I return your son to your bare, bone hands, restore him to his ancestral halls. Rimecrowned Maiden of the tundra and the taiga, your howling son rejoins your pack, runs free on your shores once more, if your grace be given."
The air grew tighter, as if honing to an edge, something sharper in the chill now. Or was it in her head? The cold had never been kind, after the Styx. She pressed on.
"Mother the Cold: Mother to guide; Mother to bide, and Mother to hold."
She was out of words prewritten by Winterlings; nothing more to guide her.
“... I hate you.” The words fell, heavy and sharp with honesty, because yes, she hated Tyr Raewyn. He had been a menace since the day they’d met, since before she’d even arrived in Templehelm.
“You weren’t a monster for the wolf inside, but the man you were.” He’d desecrated a child’s body with his cannibalism, killed Dennis for sport, had kidnapped her fiancée.
“You were an impulsive, money-grubbing drunkard who never helped someone unless there was something in it for you.” That wasn’t even to mention what she’d learned of Tyrmrdis’ state under his hands– some things maintained as the rest of the city was left to fight against the terrors of winter as it seems it always had. Tyr was never a man to be lauded, never one to be admired.
"And I hope that she is kind to you, where you reside. I hope your family, any you'd call your own, are waiting to embrace you past the veil. I hope something that looks like peace awaits.”
Because there were a sparse few in this world who did not deserve respect, down to the grave.
Because Cessair had died thrice now, and twice, she'd had nothing. She had rotted and broken down to nothing on an altar until the day that she'd risen again on that same spot. No one had been left alive to bury her properly; no one to say the Rites of the Resting Spirit, no one to plant a new tree above her body that flesh might feed life once more. The second time, no one had even known; she'd vanished in the night to the Styx, where she wouldn't even be able to decay; just freeze and become yet another corpse on the shores, if Svarog hadn't answered her call.
The third... she'd been cared for. Spirits above, had Beroe cared. She had been laid in mossy, dark earth, flowers braided into her hair as her fiancée desperately prayed she would return again. She woke up to loving eyes that made the hole in her chest feel small.
And she would never say it to her partner's face, not for all her life, but it was wrong. It was rotting slowly on the surface, not descending into the earth again. It was being waited for, when waiting was for the living.
They'd had the hard conversation, after that. Of how when death finally set claws into her and willpower finally failed and whatever bound her to this unliving state at last relented, how she needed Beroe to lay her to rest. Because-
"You deserve to rest now."
He'd been firm in his beliefs from the beginning, held to his hatred of Emeraldites. She struggled still to keep hold of the furious anger in her chest every time she saw venomous green eyes; she hardly could denounce the man's despisal of an empire that ruined his people when she'd outright hurt Richard, chasing the anger over her own kindred's demise.
They were enemies, for the last day of his life when everything went wrong all at once. He'd made a terrible mistake, taking Beroe, and she'd raised her allies to get her back, to kill him in retribution. But she had to look him in the eyes, bloody and weary but still so very alive, fighting to stay alive, just as any man or beast with sense fights the end.
“Death has followed me everywhere. It's the curse. Just… hunting… surviving.”
He didn't beg. Didn't run. Raised his fists and a shield.
“Now it's… my… turn?”
Just. Knew it was his day and fought anyway. Was she supposed to spite a dead man for that?
So she solemnly stood from the ground, eyes still set upon the dark stone. "I hope she's kind to you, you jackass."
The chill to the air wasn't so sharp anymore. It wasn't approval. It probably wasn't even acceptance. But she wasn't freezing to death, so she had to assume it was enough as she turned her back on a tomb newly etched with another dead king's name.
It wasn't uncommon for the undead to walk the streets of Tyrmrdis, but a foreigner returned to the surface, frost and spores clinging to skin as she returned to the wind-bitten surface. Standing at the mouth of the tomb, Cessair looked out to the expanse of the town once more; sparse streets, its few people huddled and cold, a quiet fear to their eyes. The handful of city guard visible were on the wall, huddled in a tight knot, furiously discussing with frantic motion. Her foot was beside a frozen puddle of blood, graffiti visible along the edges of alleyways, shadows shifting quickly in their depths. Something howled in the distance.
Tyr was laid to rest because rest is for the truly dead. Her work here wasn't done.
about 1 month ago
A man sits at the bar, a drink in hand and the empty beside him. "'m tellin' ya," he insisted, slamming his mug down to emphasize. "Them librarians are a cult! They ain't no different from the others, just pilin' books instead of poison."
"They're books, Gerald, relax," a man from another table calls.
"You ever been hit with a book?! Them Tyrmrdis guards beat folk with 'em cuz they don't leave bruises!"
"Gerald's got a point," says a woman with an eyepatch. "I got a cousin out there. Not a scratch on him when he came out of that cell, but was soft as a peach."
"And that ain't the half of it! They make them folk eat paper," he hisses conspiratorially. A few people perk up, entranced by the oddity and the intrigue. "They're a bunch of them women-women-lovers, too-- not that that's bad, but everyone knows women join cults and men start them."
There's a lot of grumbling and booing, but not a lot of arguing. Every major cult leader right now is a man; there's not a lot of ground to stand on.
"What about that baby eater in Moonflower, eh? She's a dame?" says a man with a cigarette and a fedora.
"What about the baby eater? That walkin' string bean doesn't even eat the animals they raise! My sister's brother in-law Ted lives there, he told me," the woman with the eyepatch says, rolling her one good eye.
"How many people are you related to, Scarlett...?"
"Damn it all, listen to me!" Gerald snarls, pointing aggressively across the barroom. "Ye mark my words... you'll know what I know. I heard it-- I was walkin' by that big ol' library and heard it myself. I heard that fancy Magister talkin' big-- and brand one of 'er people."
The room went quiet. People stared; in awe, dismay of such a bold claim.
"Bullshit." A man shook his head; despite his firm stare, his voice was... less than confident. "You're always full of shit, Gerald, c'mon."
"Y'all never believed me 'bout the sloth and that Tivis feller, but you'll see this one day. She branded a knight and an apprentice, and I'll bet you she's branded the rest of 'em! We'll all be paper-eaters with brands on our asses, mark my fuckin' words!"
"And like that," the bartender mused, reaching forward to grab the tankard before Gerald, pulling it back. "You're cut off, Gerald."
about 1 month ago
The song? Bangin'.
The dialogue? Peak.
The fighting? Sleek.
Okay, actually though; your visual language is impeccable, keeping things so tight while also painting such a clear picture. Each of your characters have such distinct, FUN voices, I wouldn't need the colors to know who's speaking. The action is clean and the menace from each of them is terrific-- yet another banger in the Far catalogue!
2 months ago
Cessair reached the end of Moonflower's wheat field with a huff, a bundle of grain on her back and another in her free hand; not to mention the seventeen waiting in the barn to be processed for the silos. It was always grueling work, keeping the fields by hand, but work worth doing is rarely easy-- even if she was still befuddled about the section of their fields that seemed a donation to a local ant... bug... creature.
Given all her work, she let out a sigh, settling to sit under the nearby trees for a swift break, letting the swishing leaves and dancing, dappled light from above steady her for a moment.
It was... strange, to think that this was home now. Strange to think that spring had arrived and while she still gathered herbs and tended the farms, so much else had changed. There were no stone spires in need of carving with the history of the old archive, no solstice dance to prepare for, no young Hakkahni who would be praying to the trees, asking the forest to provide what would be their mask in but a few months. Spring had always meant change, but the change she knew seemed a ripple compared to the tidal wave Templehelm was eternally battling.
No. Templehelm was different.
Here, it was bracing for the next bout of chaos, the next threat to rear its head, the next friend to turn up hurt. It was raising a hospital in a day because too many people stumbled to the door hurt to keep shuffling them into the Bomb House for her to frantically treat. It was standing before an altar and refusing to kneel as she said a prayer.
She drew in a deep breath, shaking her head. Gods, she was getting dour. To think of only the terrible things that surround them...
Templehelm was spring itself, really. A realm of eternal change and evolution, never resting before it became something new. It was being spirited away by a knock at the door to drink copious amounts of booze at a bar with Hazel. It was Svarog and Faerl's intertwined hands, despite all that twisted their flesh or form. It was Ada's eternal creative ways to create challenges she could defeat. It was Richard and every odd new proficiency in a random skill he seemed to discover with delight. It was Lockridge's ability to solve any problem except how to get his hair to lie flat under his top hat. It was Beroe, eyes glowing in the night and hands warm against her own, drawing her into the woods, moving like there was music only she could hear.
It was ever a part of the Cycle it seemed, that even the very concept of change must evolve. That the expected ebb and flow would give way to the wild, that the wolf turned prey to the hunter, then lives in surprise of being made a pet.
This isn't how she expected to be living, in the spring she turned 22. She always thought she'd spend every year amongst her kin; mother and father at her side, sister close at hand. At the wild minimum, she would have expected to still live within the confines of the Hakkai.
But life does not give the expected, nor is it often kind, so she does not even live to be 22; truly, it's more a formality to call her such, after so many years amongst the Beyond, waiting for Nothing that became Something.
Here she was, though, and for every fault and flaw, Cessair Who-Lost-Her-Name would never be known as one to waste an opportunity.
She'd live, or whatever this state she had could be called. It was a simple, comforting thought, as she hefted the bagged sheafs of wheat back over her shoulders, preparing to drop them off and reseed the fields. It was comforting to remember change, of the best and worst, would be eternal. Every down may not result in a corresponding up, but things could not be for the worse forever.
Templehelm evolved every day; and she had no intention of being left behind.
"Tepiatekwi, Dahwahni," she murmured in a tongue unchanged even by countless seasons, eyes set upon the freshly green trees, the warming winds of the season, the animals milling in their stalls, spoke it to a world ever shifting. "Ne ma'i aiki."
Tepiatekwi, Dahwahni - "Welcome, Spring"
"Ne ma'i aiki" - "I am here"
((Ignore me forgetting to post this until the last possible moment-- and happy spring!))
3 months ago
Three per character because I'm far too indecisive
Cessair: last "surviving" Húmari of her tribe, knight of Ada Do O' Grant, premiere therapist
Blood on my Name - The Brothers Bright
Bury Me Low - 8 Graves
Sometimes - Nick Lutsko
Anathema Asterveneus: casino owner, performer, entrepreneur, devotee of Deas Fors, bitch
Hotel California - Eagles
Do It All The Time - I Don't Know How But They Found Me
Ambrosia Wine - Madds Buckley
3 months ago